I just want to set straight the stereotypes that surround people from Utah and make sure everyone knows the truth. So, here I go.
My dad actually has six wives.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
Fetch is my favorite swear word.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I bleach my hair and tangle it so much in the back that it looks like a rat settled in my hair.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I pronounce creek like crick.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I have no idea what marijuana is. Or how to pronounce it.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I have never met a nonmember before.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
My favorite salad is green jell-o with carrots.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I'm a horrible driver.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
The biggest holiday of the year for me is the Y v. U football game.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I know every person in my town, because, you know, we all go to the same church.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I hear all the latest gossip about everyone else.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I look down on you if you aren't Mormon . . . not that I know anyone who isn't.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
At eighteen I got married, to a twenty-three year old.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I come from a family of twelve children.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
Sandlot is my favorite movie.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
Funeral potatoes are a staple at every meal.
Cuz I'm UTAHN.
I love funeral potatoes. And I'm from California. But my parents do say "crick" and they are Utahn.
ReplyDeleteI love funeral potatoes too. And I've never seen Sandlot. And I don't say crick. :)
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