Because of Doctor Who . . .

. . . I am scared of the following things:

1. mannequins

2. fat people who fart too much

3. trampolines

4. broken clocks

5. kids looking for their mummys

6. gasmasks

7. mirrors

8. scarecrows

9. mortuaries

10. reality TV

11. cats

12. weird tasting chips

13. cafeteria food

14. bluetooths (blueteeth?)

15. TVs

16. people repeating what I say

17. young kids who draw/color

18. scribbles

19. hospitals

20. traffic jams

21. statues of angels

22. old professors with fob watches

23. British Prime Ministers

24. the sound of drums

25. bees

26. cruises

27. weight loss pills

28. kid geniuses

29. libraries

30. double shadows

31. turning left

32. four knocks

33. double decker buses

34. rhinos

35. 4 somethings and a lizard

36. children with red balloons

37. political campaigns

38. christmas trees

39. zippers

40. Santa Claus

41. marionettes

42. Shakespeare

43. bell towers

44. nannies

45. pigs

46. "Jingle Bells"

47. blinking

Yes, because of Doctor Who, I am a paranoid freak. Brilliant.